World's Best Pickup Lines

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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my
mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I
want to call your mother and thank her.

3. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the
sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with
a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]

4. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the
table and take what I want?

6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone
we did anyway.

7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place
and spread the word.

8. Your legs must hurt. You've been running through my mind
all night.

9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

10. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to
scream.

11. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

12. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

13. Can I flirt with you?

14. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a
nice set of buns.

15. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are
you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.

16. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

17. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold
it against me?

18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

19. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

20. [Grab his/her ass.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

22. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
[Cheese alert!]

23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I
together.

24. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

25. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

26. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

27. So... How am I doin'?

28. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of
these wet clothes?

29. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

30. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing].
Can I talk you out of it?

31. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

32. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

33. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

34. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

35. What do you say we head back to my place, get naked, and
see what happens?